Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...