You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...