Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...