The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.