What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Variation of return your keys
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face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....