St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...