George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....