Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...