Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...