A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...