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Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
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A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...