36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Methods of execution
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A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...