Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...