What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
A Childs’ Perspective!
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Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
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Not the best day.
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No Jello
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The Procrastinator’s creed
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Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Short Father Christmas
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Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...