Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...