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IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
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Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
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Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
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This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...