58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...