Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...