Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Two men walked into a bar
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IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
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Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Emacs acronyms
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