King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Never argue with kids
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Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.