George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...