Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....