Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...