Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...