Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...