A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...