Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.