Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...