Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
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