Mom Before Date
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Top 10 rejection lines
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Defining these words
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The chicken/road across history.
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Where are you callin’ from
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Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
How old are you?
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Painting in the nude.
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Flying to Frankfurt
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