The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!