Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!