What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...