Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...