A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...