The Vegas Trip!
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...