Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...