Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...