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Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Packers
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Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Top10 New Summer Camps!
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Pentagon and pencils
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