Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
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A hoppercraft!
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How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
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