The Feline Diet
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This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...