Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...