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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
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A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
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A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
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He was un hoppy!
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Women pump gas now
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