Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...