Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...