May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...