Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...