Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...