Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
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First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...