What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Bake A Long Time
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Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
The art of foreplay
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Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Celebrating an event
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