Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...